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seriousjones:

I’ve been laughing at this on and off for years now

l-laymitch:

"that must be the uvula"

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"oh, so its a girl house”

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Sometimes you’re 23 and standing in the kitchen of your house making breakfast and brewing coffee and listening to music that for some reason is really getting to your heart. You’re just standing there thinking about going to work and picking up your dry cleaning. And also more exciting things like books you’re reading and trips you plan on taking and relationships that are springing into existence. Or fading from your memory, which is far less exciting. And suddenly you just don’t feel at home in your skin or in your house and you just want home but “Mom’s” probably wouldn’t feel like home anymore either. There used to be the comfort of a number in your phone and ears that listened everyday and arms that were never for anyone else, but just to calm you down when you started feeling trapped in a five-minute period where nostalgia is too much and thoughts of this person you are feel foreign. When you realize that you’ll never be this young again but this is the first time you’ve ever been this old. When you can’t remember how you got from sixteen to here and all the same feel like sixteen is just as much of a stranger to you now. The song is over. The coffee’s done. You’re going to breathe in and out. You’re going to be fine in about five minutes.

- The Winter of the Air  (via fuckinq) -

kathysbrotherssister:

VERY GLAD ABOUT THESE BRUSH SETTINGS…..

knoodler:

when the manga gets an anime and the anime gets a reboot and you get to watch your favorite character die three different times

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Other people are not medicine.

- Amy Poehler (via slutsandsinners) -

watchtheskytonight:

diannaluvslea:

sillylittleshoteka:

spontaneousfangasm:

sovietkittens:

if you go to hell for being bad why wouldn’t satan reward you for it why does he make you suffer wtf id be like hell yeah motherfucker you my nigga lets party

i started to laugh and then i realized that this is actually a really valid question

Alternatively, if Satan punishes sinners, why isn’t he considered good?

If the Pope dies, is he being promoted or fired?

We’re becoming self aware

tricksterity:

jessierigg:

The ultimate selfie.

literal selfie olympics

kyleehenke:

due to all the new Death Note hype I’m traveling back in my DA gallery for old fanart and I am not so sure it was the best idea

mandchu:

sad children

katara:

the bronies are losing this game 

kardashy:

stop trying to make rickrolling happen it’s never going to give you up never gonna let you down